F*** S*** UP The MOVIE

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ThatDirtyHobo

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FUCK SHIT UP 1: THE MOVIE

SO ONCE UPON A TIME N SHIT, THERE WAS A BUNCH OF PUSSY ASS BITCHES WHO DID SOME DUMB SHIT AND GOT SOME ASSHOLES PISSED OFF.

WELL THOSE ASSHOLES HIRED THIS PLUGGAH SEE? HIS NAME WAS CRALO. THIS CRALO BITCH WAS PLAYA AND HAD BLUE SKIN AND FREAKY ASS RED EYES.



THIS CRALO GUY WAS BALLAH AND HE HAD A BRO, HIS NAME WAS VALAS N SHIT. AND HE ASKED HIS BRO VALAS TO HELP HIM GO FUCK SOME SHIT ALL THE HELL UP



SO THEY DID, AND BITCHES BE LIKE "WAAH ITS CRALO AND VALAS, WE IN DEEP SHIT" AND CRALO BE LIKE "BITCH! YOU CANT EVEN SEE ME." AND VALAS BEE LIKE "SNIPE'D BITCH!"



AND SO THEN CRALO MET THIS HO NAMED TREM AND TREM THOUGHT HE WAS THE SHIT, AND CRALO WAS LIKE "YOU CLOSE TO THE SHIT, BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGH" AND WAS LIKE BAM AND CRALO, VALAS AND TREM WENT TO GO FUCK MORE SHIT UP



AND BITCHES BE LIKE "HO SHIT, ITS CRALO TREM AND VALAS WE IN DEEEEEP SHIT YO" AND CRALO STILL BE LIKE "BITCHES CANT SEE ME!" AND VALAS BE LIKE "YOU BITCHES BE SNIPE'D" AND TREM BE LIKE "LIGHTSABAS BITCH" AND ALL SHIT WAS FUCKED



AND THEN CRALO MET THIS PLAYA NAMED EDEN, AND SHE WAS A LIL JEDI BITCH. CRALO WAS LIKE "YOU FUCK SHIT UP?" AND EDEN WAS LIKE "BITCH I FUCK WOOKIES UP" AND CRALO WAS MOST IMPRESSED AND SAID "YOULL BE MY LITTLE SISTA" AND THEY WENT TO GO FUCK MORE SHIT UP



AND BITCHES BE LIKE "FUCK'N A! NOW THERE'S FOUR-A THEM BITCHES" AND CRALO WAS LIKE "DA FUQ DID I JUST TELL YOU BITCH? YOU CANT SEE SHIT WITH OUT YOUR BALLS!" AND HE CUT THEM OFF WITH HIS LIGHTSABER



THE END



BITCH

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN



FUCK SHIT UP 2: TITS



SO ONCE UPON A TIME N SHIT, AFTER THE FOUR PLUGGAS FUCKED SHIT UP, THIS CHICK WITH TITS SHOWED UP. HER NAME WAS PAYA AND SHE WAS BALLA AND SCARY AS FUCK.



PAYA WAS BOSS AND SOLD ALL KINDA GOOD SHIT, BUT BITCHES BE JELLY SEE? AND SOME HOES DECIDED THEY'D FUCK WITH PAYA'S SHIT. SO BITCH WENT CRAY AND CALLED SOME PLUGGAS DOWN.



SO FIRST SHE WENT N FOUND THIS MUTHAFUKKA NAMED BOHN, BOHN WAS A BAD MOFO AND COULD FUCK SHIT UP WITH HIS PIRATE CREW. PAYA SHOWED HIM HER TITS AND WAS LIKE "BITCH, IMMA FUCK YOU, THEN YOU GONNA KILL SHIT FOR ME."



AND BOHN WAS ALL LIKE "FUCK YEAH" AND SHIT HAPPENED. THEN PAYA WENT AND GOT WASTED N SHIT. SHE STARTED BEATIN THA FUCK OUTTA SOME PISS ASS BITCH AND THIS HAIRY MOTHAFUKKA NAMED SYRRHAN SHOWED UP AND WAS LIKE " GHRRRNNGGHRRRRGHRR"



AND PAYA WAS LIKE "BITCH! l LIKE YOU! GO KILL SHIT FOR ME AND I PAY YOU AND ALL THAT SHIT" AND SYRRHAN WAS ALL LIKE "GRRRGHNG" AND PAYA WAS LIKE "FUCK YEAH WE GOT HOES"



AND SO THEN PAYA WENT WITH HER TWO NEW PEEPS AND WAS LIKE "BITCH, WE NEED A HEAVY HITTER" AND SYRRHAN WAS LIKE "GHRRRNG!" AND PAYA WAS LIKE "NO! BITCH WE NEED LIKE A FUCKIN MOUNTAIN WITH ARMS N SHIT"

AND SO PAYA WENT AND GOT THE MUTHAFUKKIN TITAN AND BROKE HIS ASS OUT AND WAS ALL LIKE "HEY BITCH! WE GONNA GO FUCK SHIT UP, WANNA COME ALONG?"



AND SO THEN THE TITAN WAS ALL LIKE "RAWR FUCK YEAH!" AND THEY ALL GOT IN PAYAS SHIP AND WENT AND FOUND THOSE BITCHES I FUCKIN TOLD YOUR ASSES ABOUT EARLIER. AND THEY FUCKED ALL KINDS OF SHIT UP.

THE END



WHINY BITCH GOT HIS TITS



NOW GET OFF MY LAWN </div>




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